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Say What?

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So, Sonic Riders Zero Gravity… It’s not a bad game, it’s just painfully average. But the story… This takes top honours for the most ludicrous story I’ve ever seen in a Sonic game. Case in point, the quote I use here is ridiculous even IN context. Sufficed to say, apparently the Babylon Rogues are now alien genies.

Today is filler to buy Kamal some time. He’s had a rough time the last couple of days. Regular comic resumes on Thursday!

Knuckles’ Inconvenient Truth

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Well, it took the better part of a year but finally Knuckles’ chara in the comics has been aligned to…a concept Sega has barely mentioned since Sonic Adventure 1.

Oy.

Kamal again

Had to look after my mother one more day. I’d like to say the comic’ll be up on Wednesday, but then we’ll prolly miss Thursday, so I’m gonna say come back on Thursday.

We’ll get this schedule back on track soon!

The Internet is Really Really Great…

The Internet is Really Really Great… published on

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Scan courtesy of a forum poster.

This is Shade. She’s an antagonist from the Bioware Sonic RPG, which is officially titled Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood. She appeared in the February issue of Nintendo Power. And Kamal informed me that within 7 hours of the first scans of the magazine appearing on the internet, Rule 34 had already been enacted for her. Seriously, that has to be some kind of record.

Regular comic on Thursday!

Memory Lapse

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Well, we’re back! What better way to start the new year than with some dirty jokes?

I got Sonic Riders Zero Gravity recently. I’ve written my thoughts about it on the forum.

Wow, our first delay of the new year! I think this has to be some kind of record. The comic will be up Monday; we still need some spriting done and Gear has a new PC game to distract him.

The Greatest Gift of All

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Gear

Heh. Scourge looks like he’s doing the Carlton Dance.

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And so our two weeks of updates comes to a close. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!

We’re going on our annual Christmas break. We’ll be back on January 10th with all new comics, but tune in over the break as we may just have some filler up! See ya!

A Partnership Ends

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I know everyone makes jokes about Bunnie’s, shall we say, “physical capabilities”. Not even we’re above it.

Far as I’m concerned, she’s biological where it counts. You’re free to disagree with me if you like, though.

Kamal and Gear have both been beset by some problems. So the comic will probably be up Sunday night, but there’s a strong possibility it’ll have to go up on Monday. Sorry for the delay, and we’ll keep you posted!

Kamal

Every time you try to explain Bunnie’s biology, Shadow kills a kitten. Please think about little Sasha! (No, I will not explain the reference. Look it up.)

The Getaway

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Kamal

Now that’s how you make a getaway!

Now, I’ll be serious. I have a bit of a problem with Bunnie being able to fly. If anyone can remember her original chara, she used to treat her metal limbs like a disgrace. Far from giving her rocket boots and arm blasters, back then she was lucky if they remained attached throughout the day. The only thing she could rely on them for was some extra strength.

Now contrast that to the one scene in issue 133 where she was able to sink an entire aircraft carrier by herself. And she didn’t even muss her hair.

I understand Archie was only feeding into the fantasy stereotype that robot limbs are supposed to be cool; when I saw a YouTube video about a woman trying out an advanced prosthetic arm, watching her flex articulate fingers, it was neat to look at. But I’m sure, “okay, now attach laser beams onto it,” would be the last thing she’d think about it, if at all.

It just there’s so many unanswered questions about her limbs. Can she feel with them? Can she control how how much strength she applies? Do they make noise that keeps her up at night?

Not, “could she benchpress the Egg Fleet?”

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Like today’s update, tomorrow’s update may wind up being later in the day, but there WILL be a comic.