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Fun in the Closet

Fun in the Closet published on

G30FF

Well this is just great. We’re locked in a closet, my head has been detached from my body, and a bunch of creepy fans have taken over the comic. Kamal, this party sucks.

Kamal

I wouldn’t call these guys fans. Our fans are cool! I’m sure when it’s time for the party, they’ll help us kick out these freeloaders.

Tennah

Assuming anyone comes to the party…

Where’s Your Head At?

Where’s Your Head At? published on

Gear

Why is Sonic Riders so bloody short? For most of it, it takes no skill to play. Then it decides to spank you at the end. And just as you start to get good, “the end!” Almost not worth the price of admission. I’d rather play Chocobo Racing. That’s wicked.

For a different look at this scene, check out this week’s Incentive Zone. Giggity giggity.

Ridin’ Up

Ridin’ Up published on

Kamal

I have mixed feelings about the charas clothing in Sonic Riders. I don’t think we should let Sega get away with just slapping a pair of sunglasses on the guys and calling it a day while it looks like they put some effort in for the girls. If it were up to me, I’d’ve hired J. Axer in a split second. Now there’s some good shit.

G30FF

Friday’s update will be posted Saturday. It involves a good deal of custom sprites that we won’t be able to finish in time. So tune in tomorrow and we’ll have a new Incentive Zone as well as a strip.

Prognostication Problems

Prognostication Problems published on

Kamal

Okay, we’re finally back! Sorry about all that, my RL took a little longer to sort out than I thought it would. But things are getting back on track, and yes, we will still have three updates this week, so check back tomorrow for at least a filler.

G30FF

Yes, another Sonic Riders joke. Come on. If you ever play through Story Mode all the way you’re gonna find all sorts of stuff like this just biting you in the face.

Bada ba ba bah…

Bada ba ba bah… published on

Kamal

Poor little rings. Fast becoming the maginalized items of the Sonic Continuum.

Speaking of which, I hope to hell somone denies this rumour but G30FF tells me that with the newest generation of Sonic games coming out for the 360 and Revolution and whatnot that Yuki Naka is going to completely rehash the franchise and reboot Sonic’s history. That this new game, more or less, is going to be like an adaptation of Sonic 1. Now granted the series has had its missteps over the years, but is that any reason to say to us old school fans, “Yeah, about those games you love so much? Didn’t happen.”

Is this because Naka is peeved that he wasn’t in control of the original Sonic the Hedgehog? That he has to completely wipe out everyone’s vision save his own?

When I saw the new model for Sonic I was impressed at how much Sega improved since their first attempts on the Dreamcast. But, if this is truly just Sonic 1 with a fresh coat of paint, does that mean we don’t get to see Tails or any of the others?

Someone please tell me I’m wrong about all this…

G30FF

It looks like Kamal’s close to having a nervous breakdown. So we’re taking a couple of days off of the comic. We’ll return next monday.

I know I said we’d return Monday, but we encountered a bit of delay. However! We will be updating three times this week, so check back with us Tuesday for the update that would have gone up today.

All right, I’m a lying son of a bitch. We’ll get something up later today… I hope…

Multitasking

Multitasking published on

G30FF

Just got Sonic Riders today. But DAMN is this game hard to control at first. No accelerator, easy to fall off everywhere, the Babylon Rogues being pricks… But I will persevere, and with any luck come up with some new strip ideas based on this game. Regular comic returns Monday!

Oh, and if anyone wants to email us, read this first. Thank you.

Loose Ends

Loose Ends published on

G30FF

Do you feel dirty now? Yes? Good.

The arc is now over. And if you’ve been keeping up with strip numbers, this would be 183. That means only 17 more strips until our 200th strip! And we’re sending an open invitation to all our fans!

With such a milestone coming up, we’re running an event of sorts. Submit your guest comics, sprite or drawn, and for our 200th strip spectacular we’ll have a showcase of our submissions. Help us celebrate! Make sure you get your submissions in before we get to comic 199, which, barring delays should be March 31.