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Three Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Kamal
Y’know, just putting their parents’ backstories all together like that really lets you appreciate just how messed up this comic’s gotten.
Plus, Abby definitely wins the Most Useless Chara of the Year award: Stereotypical behaviour, no real origin, doesn’t advance the plot in the slightest. And considering what previous members of her species and pretty much evey animal in this book look like, she sticks out like a photorealistic sore thumb.
Here’s hoping she doesn’t show up in the sequel.
G30FF
Assuming there ever IS a sequel. Knock on wood.
Pool Party Plotholes
Kamal
See what you get when you question my author-ity? Ha haóokay, that wasn’t even remotely funny.
Concerning the prophecized nuptuals of Tails and Mina, I personally don’t believe it will happen. Considering only Mina’s head and one of her boots shows up in the entire saga, it just screams, “We need to fill a panel here!”
Interrogation
Kamal
Man, Lien-Da sure knows how to get her creepy on, doesn’t she. And yet, even though she’s capable of making veiled threats to her own son, she never follows up with anything. This can only mean their universe doesn’t have much time left…
Plotholes and Mamma’s Boys
G30FF
Do YOU remember where YOU were when Bob and George collapsed in on itself? I do. I was getting a processor upgrade when I heard a loud pop. At least it was quick and clean and those poor Megaman recolours didn’t have to suffer much.
Beginning of the End
Kamal
No. We’re not seriously suggesting that Dan will still be reviewing comics in 25 years’ time. Because we all know he’ll be held in some nice padded room somewhere, and his website set to update his reviews for him with a graphic of Jay Sherman proclaiming, “It stinks!” for every issue.
You can see the effect of 25 years of comicking on myself, as well. After crippling my arms with Carpal-Tunnels’, I had to have them cybernetically replaced. No, they don’t bother me. Works wonders on those pushy salesmen.
G30FF
The plague of the cold is finally past us, so now we can return to regular updates! That’s assuming any of you are still reading at this point. The activity on the forum would seem to indicate not. But we shall soon see, won’t we?
And yes, that is Kamal after 25 years. It’s frightening to think we’ll still be doing this in 25 years…
In other news, I have an exam on tuesday. Wish me luck.
Paternal Retard
Kamal
And thus another generation of absentee fathers is born.
Something struck me as odd while reading M25YL. Knuckles has a daughter and a sorta-wife and never once did he show any kind of…hmm…what’s the word? Love.
He shows concern well enough when Lara locks herself in the bathroom, but the entire conversation plays out like, “Don’t disappoint me and embarass me in front of my friends, pretty please?”
I don’t know if this is somehow Sega’s meddling or Ken’s lack of insight, but twenty-five years is a very long time to stay moody. Lighten up, Knux.
G30FF
Sorry we’re so late. It would have been up sooner today, but I had two final exams today. I’m gonna go find a place to drop dead now.
Oh, and Kamal has officially caught Gear’s cold as I predicted. We likely won’t have a strip on Friday.
Maturity
G30FF
Ah, they grow up so fast, don’t they? Yeah, I guess not.
Sorry about the lack of update last Friday. As I said on wednesday, Gear has come down with a cold, and since this saga requires a good deal of custom sprites, without his efforts we’re stuck. We’ll try to keep our regular update schedule for the rest of this week, and if we’re gonna miss an update, check this space to find out. So for now enjoy the petty bickering of Rutan and Lara-Su.
Wednesday’s update will be late. But it WILL be up on wednesday, come hell or high water.
Kamal
Here’s hoping Gear gets better soon.
Monologuing
G30FF
Well, here it is at last. Welcome, one and all, to our latest extended storyline: the Mobius 25 Years Later parody. Hey, wait, where are you going?
Well, if you could figure out who that is in today’s comic, revel in the joke along with us. If you don’t know, tune in Monday and I promise we’ll be funnier.
No comic Friday, Gear’s caught a cold.
Kamal
I’m never using LOTR sprites ever again.
A Terrible Mistake
G30FF
Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
Tennah
I think what he means to say is that we have made a terrible mistake that we will be paying for for a long time to come. Boy, you try to be nice to someone and what do you get? A retard on speed!