G30FF – Page 62 – Power Rings

The Proposition

September 22, 2004 G30FF

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You know, I always wondered about Vanilla. I mean seriously, just who the hell IS Cream’s father? We here at Power Rings have a suspicion about Gear, but naturally he denies anything.

Anyway, enjoy Vanilla being the horny mom. And if you think this is bad, don’t read Friday’s comic.

Actually, I dare you to read it. Go ahead, what are you, chicken?

The Mission

September 20, 2004 G30FF

Kamal

Tails: Hey, Knux. I think you dropped twenty bucks over by Amy.

Knuckles: I did? Where? I don’t see it.

Amy: See what, you pervert?

Tails: Hee hee.

What Is The Deal With Web Comics?

September 17, 2004 G30FF

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This actually came about because of some random thing I said while we were all watching TV and reading stuff in my room. When we realized how close to Seinfeld we were becoming. Thank goodness we did something about it.

If it’s not funny yet, imagine Knuckles overweight with a postman’s outfit. And if that doesn’t do it for you, I’m sorry, you just don’t have a sense of humor.

Oh, the directions we could have taken this gag… It’s a good thing that all four of us hate Seinfeld.

Only $9.95 A Minute

September 15, 2004 G30FF

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If you think this is bad now, you should have seen our original idea. Now THAT was wrong.

What was our original idea? Funny you should ask, because I’m not telling you.

Yes, I’m a jackass. But hey, we showed Amy trying to have phonesex with Tails. Who really wins here?

Nightmares

September 13, 2004 G30FF

Kamal

I hope you really enjoy today’s comic because if I have to put that much effort into one of these again, I’m gonna kill myself.

Gear

Who else didn’t already know Shadow wanted to wear a dress? And who knew Sally could get hotter just by taking off her vest?

Comic Number 13

September 10, 2004 G30FF

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There WAS supposed to be a real comic number 13 today. There really was. But as you can see, in trying to build it, we sorta crashed reality. That’s what the universe gets for running on Windows.

Some geeky tidbits, that stuff in Kamal’s display is a conversation between him and I over MSN. And I was originally supposed to be in Gear’s place for this comic. Damn him.

Seriously though, tune in Monday. You’ll be glad you did.

Yes. Although G30FF was supposed to be in this comic, it was found through extensive consumer focus groups I conducted in my head, that people prefer cute and fuzzy to angry blue toasters. So, I may be damned but everybody likes me that way.

Moving On

September 8, 2004 G30FF

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In case you’re wondering or are interested, Kamal had to custom bulid that background from several other backgrounds. Game designers these days just don’t make enough good arctic craters.

For those of you who wondered where the heck Ash came from all of a sudden in issue 134, this would seem to explain it. I apologize to all Mina Mongoose enthusiasts on behalf of my compatriots. I apologize for not making more tasteless jokes at her expense.

But don’t worry. We’ll soon fix that.