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Kamal
Hands up all those who saw this coming. Thought so. ^_^
With the plan in shambles and almost a dozen people searching for her, I think Rouge would want to do the sensible thing and surrender.
Yeah, I don’t believe that either. Heh heh.
Kamal
I’ll bet Espio wishes he were invisible right now!
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Get it?
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C’mon, these are the jokes, people!
Kamal
Finally, an excuse to use Remington. I figured since we were mixing continuities, I could easily ignore a plot point that hasn’t been touched on in almost two years.
Potto will have his hands full fixing up the comic. All the best to him.
G30FF
Today’s Incentive Zone sheds some light on a great mystery: If Shadow’s so damn powerful, why doesn’t Robotnik build Metal Shadows?
Kamal
Phew. Knuckles had me going there for a minute.
Looks like clear sailing for here on out. Of course, in every great heist film, what happens when it looks like the road ahead is clear.
Edit: I gotta remember to double-check my tags. Oy.
Kamal
My, but Knuckles is rather shrewd. Wait a minute, Knuckles is never shrewd. Is that a sign of the apocalypse?
Actually, what’s more disconcerting is Cheese’s importance to Cream has been usurped by a dairy product. Though given the naming scheme, he really should’ve seen it coming.
G30FF
Bonus points to anyone who can name Cream’s other costumes.
Kamal
I’m going to hell for that last line.
Damn you, Black Eyed Peas!
Kamal
It’s nice to know that even Rouge has her limits.
But, I can’t help thinking about it either. When I heard that Sega was introducing a chara named Cream the Rabbit, I thought, “What? Rouge wasn’t suggestive enough?”
And then, when I saw what Cream looked like, I knew: The people who run Sega really need to take some English lessons.
Kamal
What? Did you really think we’d use Evil Sonic for this?
And, yes, we know we’re mixing continuities, but there’s a really good reason for it: we just don’t care. We’re all about the funny here.
And horrible, horrible puns.
Gear
Thank you for waiting. The newest Incentive Zone is online and all I can say is, damn, Amy. That’s really inappropriate.
Kamal
You see? Anytime you want unwelcome guests to leave, just start creeping them out.
I always wondered why Ken was speculating about a relationship between Rouge and Locke. I suppose it could have been done, but it would have taken a massive personality swing on Locke’s part since Sega wouldn’t want to see Rouge settle down.
And could you see the middle of the night arguments?
Locke: What are doing with the Master Emerald?
Rouge: I must have been sleepwalking.
Locke: For the third time this week?
G30FF
Seriously, dude, the Brotherhood? Creepy.
Thus begins our first story arc of the new year and wouldn’t you know it? Rouge is the star! Gotta give Sonic a chance to recover from the injuries the girls gave him on friday after all.