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A Plan Comes Together

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Kamal

I hope Tails knows what he’s doing rebuilding that robot.

Come to think of it, I don’t even know what he’s going to do.

Oh, this is going to be fun

G30FF

Well, better late than never. Strip 100 is coming up soon, so stay tuned! And remember to check out Incentive Zone if you haven’t already!

Deadbeat Dad and Boyfriend

Deadbeat Dad and Boyfriend published on

Kamal

Oh, that Knuckles. What a deadbeat. Tsk tsk.

In other news, Reject has decided to rejoin our ranks and has teamed up with Gear to produce Power Rings’ first spin-off comic, Incentive Zone!

There are two ways to read Incentive Zone. The first is to click on our TopWebComics voting icon and vote for our site. The second is to wait a week and read it when we post it on our Archive Page.

Incentive Zone will be updated once a week on Fridays from now on. And this week’s strip stars the power rings with Lennie!

G30FF

In webmaster news, I’ve upgraded our scripting software, and with it has come RSS feed functionality. If your browser supports live bookmarks, try it out. Report any problems to me on the forum and I’ll try to get them sorted out ASAP.

Oh, and late comic Monday.

Madame Rose Meets the Amazing Lara-Su

Madame Rose Meets the Amazing Lara-Su published on

Kamal

Well, I hope you’re happy. We’re finally repeating ourselves, and there’s only you guys to blame for it. The Shadow half of this joke may or may not have already been on the SonicHQ message board. I really can’t remember.

Oh, and before you e-mail me, Amy is NOT saying “Click”.

Who’s Hotter?

Who’s Hotter? published on

G30FF

When I originally wrote this joke, it was supposed to be Sonic and Manik in the future discussing the matter. Not that I mind how it came out.

Not awkward enough for you? Just imagine Tails calling them “Aunt Sally” or “Aunt Bunnie” while dating them.

If you feel the need to discuss this most pressing question amongst yourselves, the forum’s open.

You’re Our Only Hope…

You’re Our Only Hope… published on

Gear

C’mon! Who didn’t want to see Robotnik as an ultra-cute catgirl? *retches uncontrollably* You owe me big, Kamal.

Kamal

Ah, yes. Sonic Rush. Two Robotniks; no waiting.

If you can’t figure out why I just had to do this joke, take a close look at Blaze’s clothing and tell me what you see…

G30FF

Things have conspired against us, and thus there will be no comic on Friday. We will return on Monday though, so stay tuned.

Sonic Is a Dick

Sonic Is a Dick published on

G30FF

You know, I hear a lot about peoples’ high expectations for Blaze the Cat of Sonic Rush, the official title for Sonic DS. Some people believe that Blaze’s purpose is to appeal to a broader female base by giving them a strong female character they can identify with. But given SEGA’s track record for female characters, I don’t hold my breath. What do we know about her? She’s a queen of an alternate dimension, and she looks perpetually angry. I have a feeling she’s not gonna get much more personality than that, and I have a feeling that Blaze will just wind up being another love interest for Sonic, just like Amy. Because as Kim Possible has proven, a guy and a girl CAN’T just be friends.

I say to SEGA, stop creating new characters until you develop real personalities for your existing ones.

Kamal

If you haven’t already, check out Sega’s official E3 site for some decent Sonic Rush info.

The Field of Plotholes

The Field of Plotholes published on

Kamal

Last night, the world was subjected to MicroSoft’s hype machine “revolving” around the new XBOX 360. Yes, for one painfully long half-hour, inbetween MTV’s embedded commercials for MTV2 and Pimp My Ride, the “whole” world got to see less than five minutes of glossy, pre-packaged exposure of the anorexic game machine in between The Killers’ wailings.

Elijah Wood looked like he was concentrating on the size of his paycheck to stay awake as he woodenly recited from the Tele-prompter how much our lives sucked before the 360 came along to deliver us from our anti-aliased sins.

What did we learn about the new system? Um, it’s white. But, just like your cell phoneóyou kids like cell phones, right?óyou can customize the first inch of your XBOX with some snazzy faceplates.

Oh, and you can go broke paying MicroSoft for an entire brand-name wardrobe for virtual characters. I say, why wait 8 months? Just walk into your local Old Navy and set your wallet on fire. It’ll probably be more entertaining.

Last night’s message seemed to scream only one thing: “No geeks allowed.” There was no information on the processor, the hard drive, the peripherals; hell, they didn’t even say one word about the damn controller. None of that seemed more important than how well Wilmer Valderrama can play Perfect Dark Zero. (He sucked, by the way.)

The only thing I learned last night is that all MicroSoft wanted to be the first out of the gate, trying to distract North America from what is going to be a fierce battle between them and Sony for the next generation of impressionable youths.

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