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G30FF
Go ahead, buy some rings. See all the expert opinion? Think what it could do for your lives! I mean seriously, how many times have you seen power rings used as a plot device? Any time something huge has to happen or there’s no possible other way for it to work, a ring (or specifically Sonic’s billionth ring) becomes the convenient plot device.
Ah, Lennie. Every time I read his dialogue I think of Cosmo from Fairly Odd Parents.
Kamal
Wow, just like a real absentee father!
G30FF
Sorry about the late update today, we’ll try to do better next time. Try being the operative word.
Kamal
Ah, nothing like negating the impact of righteous indignation with a heavy bout of rampant nescience.
G30FF
I’ve posted a rant on the Rants page. Otherwise, nothing new to report.
Oh, and don’t be surprised if there’s no update on Monday. All of the authors are busy with schoolwork this weekend. But if we don’t have anything on Monday, we will return on Wednesday.
Kamal
Seriously. That is way too much pink for one comic.
G30FF
My webspace is tainted…
Cream will be rolling in her grave as soon as Mr. OMA and Jen Irwin put her there.
Tennah
Hello there, all! I’m the new author character, Tennah! Like what I’ve done with the place? I don’t have much of a role today, but you’ll see more of me real soon! Whoops, G30FF is coming, I’ve gotta get off his computer! Bye!
G30FF
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY DESKTOP?!
G30FF
If that ending surprised or disturbed you, then our work is done and we can rest knowing we’ve done our part to make the world a dirtier place to live in. And hey, be glad we didn’t have Super Kamal fighting Metal Overlord. Even WE wouldn’t sink that low.
And that does it for the Sonic Heroes arc. Tune in on Monday for a shocking surprise awaiting our intrepid authors!
G30FF
Our parody of Sonic Heroes is almost at an end. Make sure you tune in Friday for the thrilling conclusion! And tune in again on Monday for a shocking surprise!
Intrigue!
Kamal
I didn’t realize until too late that our fiftieth comic had passed us by, so here’s something I hope sorta makes up for it.
Kamal
I’ve always hated Rail Canyon.
If you think that’s bad you should have seen what happened on Bingo Highway. After tumbling over and over for a few kilometers, well, I hope Robotnik’s eggbots come with a mop attachment. Or probably a hose.
G30FF
Speaking of which, don’t ask Gear to aim a cannon.
G30FF
Because you see, they’re crabs, and it’s also a VD… Eh, screw all y’all.
Team Chaotix had the stupidest missions. But then again, not much about the plot of Sonic Heroes was any better.
Oh, and while Kamal worked on the backgrounds, he cursed my name. Hope you enjoy!