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And thus, our two week spoof of Sonic Heroes begins. In case you’re wondering, our team consists of the following:
Kamal – Speed
G30FF – Flying
Gear – Power
Stay tuned for some of the most tasteless humor we’ve ever foisted upon you. You won’t be disappointed.
Kamal
When I read the preview for the issue this comic took inspiration from, I had very low hopes.
It seems that’s the trick for enjoying Sonic these days.
When I read about the rather long behind-the-scenes process this story endured, I just about got down on my knees and thanked Aurora that Romy’s original vision had been completely fucked over.
Reopening the love triangle? A hint at TailsXAmy? When the fanbase told Archie to hire fan writers, we didn’t say hire one of the bad ones.
That said, I’m also glad Jon Gray’s original version didn’t quite make it in either. Had a little too much finality to it, far as I was concerned.
Here’s not looking forward to the next issue.
G30FF
Yes, we’re finally off hiatus. And between the break, going back to school for me and work for everyone else, it’s been a hectic time. But we’re back to doing comics, and I assure you the rest of the week will be better than this one.
Anyway, we’re officially back to our MWF schedule. And we’ve got a lot of new ideas in the works. Keep coming by to see the new stuff in store! And welcome to 2005! May it be better than last year.
Kamal
*Falls over*
I need egg nog, stat!
*groans*
G30FF
That does it for us for 2004. Come join us in 2005 for new stuff, but check back any time between now and then for some presents from us to you on the Art page!
Kamal
Well, we’ve almost wrapped up our twelve updates of Christmas. So much for having an easy month. More work has gone into these comics than our Endgame parody.
But good things have happened because of it, as well. Assembling the comics have become a lot faster, even if the creation of custom sprites haven’t. Power Rings is getting more exposure on Google, giving us more readers this month than our first few combined. So at least we know you’re coming back.
What does all this mean? Yep! Another vacation! Yay! Of course, this timeónow that this no longer seems like some kind of vanity projectówe will be using this time to try and spruce up the pages a bit. And I could use the time to finish up my sophomore attempt at Sonic FanFiction. And get one decent full-size banner going.
So, after Friday’s update, we’ll see you in a week or two.
Merry Christmas!
G30FF
Friday’s will be up in the afternoon. Gear’s busy sleeping on the job. Happy Holidays, peeps!
Kamal
8th: And then up in Ice Cap, or so they say, the temperature dropped 3° that day…
7th: No good can come from this…
6th: I must have said this so many times, I’m amazed the guys haven’t tried to lynch me yet.
2nd: I share Tails’ confusion. I’m the one writing this and I don’t even know what she’s up to.
Kamal
6th: You know what I hate the most? Archie finally made Elias’ chara bearable, and now we haven’t seen him in almost a year because, hey, Archie thinks we’d rather read about a frickin’ turtle. What I wouldn’t give to see Sonic the Hedgehog as a bi-weekly. Maybe then Archie can focus on a few other charas once in a while.
5th: These rings are turning out to be the funniest charas I’ve written for. We’ve got to use them somewhere else in the future.
2nd: We are so going to hell…
1st: It makes sense to me. Sonic has celebrity status on Mobius. Why wouldn’t there be video games about him there, as well?
G30FF
2nd: He he he… Inner Amy. Watch Naruto, people.
Gear
8th: All remote controls must have one button that performs any conceivable task; these are the laws of the cartoon universe…
Kamal
6th: Seeing Mina gone all Brittney Spears like that was rather disturbing in the beginning. Jon Gray has a filthy mind and I salute him for it.
3rd: Dude. That’s pretty gay…
2nd: *grins* Are you ready to throw up yet?
1st: That is totally true. Here’s a picture:
Kamal
6th: Believe it or not, this is actual in-game dialogue from SA2:B for the GC. When we heard this combination of lines, we knew this was the funniest thing we would never find a place for in our comic.
5th: Okay. If you want to get this joke type “lennie rabbit” into Google. You’ll see what we mean.
3rd: Ha ha! That’s so funny…’cause in the game…he’s three…but…in the comic…he’s s’posed to be…never mind.
Kamal
6th: Yes, now you know the horrible truth. Not everything we come up with can be turned into a whole comic. So we thought we’d give you an extra gift and let you see the scraps in our notebooks. Don’t you feel special?
5th: The sad part? That is an actual conversation between myself and Gear.
1st: Ah, the Internet. Letting us avoid our girlfriends since 1995. If we…had…girlfriends…that is.
G30FF
6th: For those who don’t know, Sammy and SEGA have merged their holdings into Sammy-SEGA. Sammy, of course, is the creative mind behind the Guilty Gear saga of fighting games. This is old news, but we never got to devote an entire strip to this joke, so it had to go somewhere.