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So, Sega Splash Golf. Sega’s MMO golf game for the PC in Japan. You get to make your own golfer and have popular characters like NiGHTS, Ulala, and Sonic be your caddy.

I know Sonic is Sega’s corporate shill, but let’s be honest. The only thing more boring than PLAYING golf is watching OTHER PEOPLE play golf. And Sonic has a hard enough time standing still for anything at all. But at least he hasn’t had it as bad as Amy in the past.