The Ultimate Weapon

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Kamal It’s always hard to fit words around Robotnik. I keep forgetting how frickin huge his sprite is. Don’t expect to see the Eggwalker anytime soon. G30FF For those who missed the two announcements on Monday, here they are again: First, because Kamal has found himself a job that is making new demands on his… Continue reading The Ultimate Weapon

Relativity In Action

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G30FF Heh. For anyone having trouble registering for the new forum, please, make sure you have a valid email address when you register. I have tested everything I can think of with the forum and the email settings all work, so the nearest I can figure is you’re not using valid email accounts. So if… Continue reading Relativity In Action

Dead Weight

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Kamal Since this is a game parody, I thought Rouge’s emerald should be blue to be as accurate as possible. But since we tied these events into events from the comic, I thought the emerald should be green to respect that continuity. These are the kinds of thoughts that make me question my sanity.

Competition

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G30FF Not to slight Amy, but she has latched onto both Shadow and Silver in her time, thinking each of them was really Sonic. I am left with the inescapable conclusion that Amy’s skirt goes up for anything with quills. I kid. But seriously, I think Amy needs glasses or something. They could only serve… Continue reading Competition

What Fourth Wall?

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Kamal Yeah, I know breaking the fourth wall is a cheap way to make a joke, but this punchline was totally worth it. Didn’t you get that feeling, playing the final story, that Shadow changed his mind way too fast? For the entire game, there wasn’t even a glimmer of self-doubt and then, BAM, a… Continue reading What Fourth Wall?

You Know You Saw This Coming

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Kamal Lara-Su: It’s only one little mistake. I’m sure nobody will notice… I know what you’re thinking. “Robotnik running towards danger?” Ha ha. Seriously, though. Almost from the point that we thought up this arc, we knew we couldn’t give up our little Shadow-chan. Thankfully, the response it’s generated on our forum tells us she’s… Continue reading You Know You Saw This Coming

That’s Her Ultimate Plan?

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G30FF I call that an inappropriate use of Chaos powers. Why does it seem that the only prerequisite for being able to use Chaos Control in the Sonic games is being a hedgehog? Sonic can do it, Shadow can do it, Silver can do it… So Amy with Chaos Control isn’t so far out there,… Continue reading That’s Her Ultimate Plan?

Irony Senses

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Kamal Hang on. It’s December. Where’s the Christmas parody? …are things you’re prolly asking yourself right now. Rest assured we haven’t forgotten our little tradition, we’re just mixing things up a little. Doing something more original–well as original as we can get using another company’s mascot. Enjoy! Merry Christmas! G30FF It’s been so long since… Continue reading Irony Senses

Settling In

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G30FF Now that the gang’s on vacation, let’s see what everyone’s up to, shall we? First off, we’ve decided that Blaze and Silver will become regular characters. Sonic 360 portrayed them as having a little brother/older sister relationship, but we realized that the game probably didn’t provide the necessary room to explore that issue. So… Continue reading Settling In