Maturity

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G30FF Ah, they grow up so fast, don’t they? Yeah, I guess not. Sorry about the lack of update last Friday. As I said on wednesday, Gear has come down with a cold, and since this saga requires a good deal of custom sprites, without his efforts we’re stuck. We’ll try to keep our regular… Continue reading Maturity

Paternal Retard

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Kamal And thus another generation of absentee fathers is born. Something struck me as odd while reading M25YL. Knuckles has a daughter and a sorta-wife and never once did he show any kind of…hmm…what’s the word? Love. He shows concern well enough when Lara locks herself in the bathroom, but the entire conversation plays out… Continue reading Paternal Retard

Beginning of the End

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Kamal No. We’re not seriously suggesting that Dan will still be reviewing comics in 25 years’ time. Because we all know he’ll be held in some nice padded room somewhere, and his website set to update his reviews for him with a graphic of Jay Sherman proclaiming, “It stinks!” for every issue. You can see… Continue reading Beginning of the End

Plotholes and Mamma’s Boys

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G30FF Do YOU remember where YOU were when Bob and George collapsed in on itself? I do. I was getting a processor upgrade when I heard a loud pop. At least it was quick and clean and those poor Megaman recolours didn’t have to suffer much.

Pool Party Plotholes

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Kamal See what you get when you question my author-ity? Ha haóokay, that wasn’t even remotely funny. Concerning the prophecized nuptuals of Tails and Mina, I personally don’t believe it will happen. Considering only Mina’s head and one of her boots shows up in the entire saga, it just screams, “We need to fill a… Continue reading Pool Party Plotholes

Three Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

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Kamal Y’know, just putting their parents’ backstories all together like that really lets you appreciate just how messed up this comic’s gotten. Plus, Abby definitely wins the Most Useless Chara of the Year award: Stereotypical behaviour, no real origin, doesn’t advance the plot in the slightest. And considering what previous members of her species and… Continue reading Three Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Plan of Action

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Kamal Of course, the best way to patch up plotholes is to make sure they never happen in the first place. But, oh, well. Maybe it’s just a limitation of any serialized media. I know the fastest way to write yourself into a corner is to not have a clear idea of where to have… Continue reading Plan of Action

The Field of Plotholes

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Kamal Last night, the world was subjected to MicroSoft’s hype machine “revolving” around the new XBOX 360. Yes, for one painfully long half-hour, inbetween MTV’s embedded commercials for MTV2 and Pimp My Ride, the “whole” world got to see less than five minutes of glossy, pre-packaged exposure of the anorexic game machine in between The… Continue reading The Field of Plotholes