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Vanilla: Mmm, Super Sonic indeed…
Now, aren’t you glad you read today? I know there are already millions of jokes about Sonic’s speed in this context, but how could we resist making our own stab at it?
Kamal
Thus endeth our first foray into the dreaded land known as, ‘Kon-tin-you-itty.’ Join us next week for our next great experiment, the parody of Endgame. Of course, for a feat as great as this, we must stock up on MotrinTM and Pepto-BismolTM and will temporarily reduce our update schedule to Mondays and Fridays for the next three weeks. But on Wednesdays we’ll try to have some interesting filler.