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Yeah, sorry, more filler. We’ll try to have an actual comic up soon.

This is a question that comes up every time SEGA tries to make a new racing game featuring Sonic and company. Sonic is the fastest thing alive, right? So why does he have to constantly drive a car or ride a hoverboard? The answer, of course, is that if he didn’t, it would unbalance the game. Since Sonic’s land speed could guarantee his victory in any number of racing events, obviously they’re handicapping him by giving all the characters vehicles. That’s not the pressing question though.

The truly pressing question is, why does he put up with it?

Oh, and don’t bring up Sonic R. Let’s just pretend that game doesn’t exist.